Nick Clegg sent tub of manliest shaving cream.. Is he man enough to use it?
Our friends at The Bluebeards Revenge have sent Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg a tub of the manliest shaving cream on planet Earth.
But will the Deputy Prime Minister prove he is the UK’s manliest politician by shaving with the luxurious cream?
“The Bluebeards Revenge™ is the most masculine shaving cream on the market for men with really heavy stubble and would certainly help Nick to look even more stylish and manly than he currently does,” said The Bluebeards Revenge.
Is Nick Clegg the UK's manliest MP? Photo taken from Nick's Wikipedia page.
You can check out the full article, including the hilarious cover letter sent with the shaving cream, by clicking here.
The Bluebeards Revenge is currently on the hunt to find the world’s manliest man and have even joined forces with The Daily Express to track him down.
The leading British newspaper published a photofit of what this man should look like and it comprises of the wisdom of George Clooney’s silvery hair, the piercing eyes of Gerard Butler, the strong jawline of Jason Statham, the chiseled nose of Brad Pitt and the body of Daniel Craig.
The newspaper has dubbed the composite heartthrob “Bradiel Buthney” – a combination of all their names.
Spokesman for the shaving cream, Tom Truman, told the Express: “The Bluebeards Revenge is for men with heavy stubble, so we want the most manly looking man to be the face of our brand.
“We’ve surveyed the UK to find out the most masculine facial and body features, and put a photofit together. Once the Daily Express finds Bradiel’s British doppelganger, he’ll sign a contract, and be whisked away on an incredible adventure.
“He’ll take part in photoshoots, TV ads, and will shave in a host of extreme masculine locations, including a lion’s den and while skydiving, so we’re hoping our British Bradiel is up for a unique challenge.
“He also needs to be confident, dynamic, caring, honest and chivalrous. If he can chop down trees too, then that’s even better.”
The manhunt is open to any British male over the age of 18 who resembles the photofit (see image below) and is willing to take on the challenge of a lifetime.
Do you look like this man?
IF you think you, or someone you know, looks like Bradiel, then you should email [email protected] as soon as possible.
I wonder if Nick Clegg will apply for the role or decide to keep his job in the coalition government, maybe he could combine both! Watch this space.
 Tom, a self-proclaimed 'Real Man', is the manager of The Shaving Shack shop and expert shaving advisor. He has previously been in the Canadian Special Forces (Echo Force) and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (booted out for alleged but unproven misconduct). He has also been a lumberjack (developed the 'Human Chainsaw" technique). He relocated to the UK to become an offshore Firefighter (nicknamed "Asbestos Tom"). His interests include diving, self defence and martial arts, survival cookery, bushcraft, arm wrestling, bunjee jumping, white water swimming, watching Steven Seagal films, and shaving with cut-throat razors. |
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